Joke By Raiden Frysinger

You’re so ugly, you made One Direction, go the the other direction.

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Joke Of the Day

Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly
irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how
horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, “It could
have been worse.” To cure him of his annoying habit, his
friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so
terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.

On the golf course one day, one of them said, “Frank, did
you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife
in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the
gun on himself!”

“That`s awful,” said Frank, “But it could have been worse.”

“How in the hell,” asked his bewildered friend, “Could it
have been worse?”

“Well,” replied Frank, “If it happened the night before, I`d
be dead now!”

New Look

This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.”

“Yo, Bob, I didn’t know you were into earrings.”

“Oh, yeah, sure,” says Bob sheepishly.

“Really? How long have you been wearing one?”

“Ever since my wife found it in our bed!”

 

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Joke Of The Day

Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94-year-old yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses. “Was I going up the stairs or down?” The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.” Daily JokesImage