Hammock absurd. Um, looked up word; found it, laughed at it, and trying to make sense of it.

   I was made to watch Verizon advertisement, trying to look up a word. Not funny. How could I not know what the word for the thing you hang between two trees is? Well I didn’t and well, I’m a little slow sometimes.

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New Look

This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.”

“Yo, Bob, I didn’t know you were into earrings.”

“Oh, yeah, sure,” says Bob sheepishly.

“Really? How long have you been wearing one?”

“Ever since my wife found it in our bed!”

 

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“To Be”

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightabl­e wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachabl­e star

This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause

And I know if I’ll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I’m laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachabl­e star